Category: Nigeria
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A CRUMBLY DEATH
Alone, crouched low in a dark corner of a musty, grime-filled pit. Eyes darting to and fro, wary of any who would try to snatch some of the rotting crumbs of stale bread on the floor to satisfy their starvation. Regardless of the fact that their back and the unsightly curvature of their form made…
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ONLY BAD DECISIONS. (A skating edition)
Hi loveli, today I realized that for someone who considers themselves very chill, I sure do a lot of crazy stuff. I remembered that I have dislocated both my elbows in the past, not at the same time though, and burnt my eye shut. The first incident happened when I had a bright idea to…
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NIGERIA
I was out today and I saw a camel for the first time in real life, it was so huge! I was worried because if these things grow that big then how tall exactly are giraffes? Honestly, the camel’s neck reached the top of the tree it was tied next to. I had originally thought…
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A RANDOM COLOURS ARGUMENT.
Hi there, today I had an argument with my friend (I won the argument, mind you) about K-pop idols and their fans globally. So I told her that I feel that most K-pop stans are technically obsessed with the idols in a way western celebrities’ fans are not. I’ve seen fans but these people idolise…
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THE ILLUMINATI???
So I stood in a queue to withdraw today and I peeked into the phone of the lady standing in front of me, and she was casually scrolling through a WhatsApp group called “illuminati”. Bro! Is this what we’re doing now? Causally flaunting illuminati status? Well that seems fly. Don’t mind me it was probably…
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ANXIETY PARALYSIS
Hi there, I just thought of something funny, I’ve never really met someone who said they are from Lagos and I feel like because of how developed the state is it kind of counters the entire concept of village people, because who the heck then are your village people. International movie stars with reality tv…
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DARKER TIMES
I’ve always heard that all things have pro’s and cons, just as I sat lamenting the power deficiencies of the giant of Africa, I was told that even that had a positive side. I have to be honest, I am not sure I agree but here’s to finding out if it’s true. One thing about…
IT'S ALL ME 